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Saturday, 21 February 2015

LAST HURRAHS AT THE CRICKET WORLD CUP


A couple of weeks ago, the English had their traditional (whatever the sport) pre-World Cup optimism. Since then we've been smashed by Australia and tanked by New Zealand, exposed as playing a rigid, old-fashioned version of one-day cricket.

A couple of weeks ago, you might have had a bit more enthusiasm for reading a semi-regular contribution to the cricket365 website concerning players for whom the 2015 World Cup probably represents a final curtain on this stage – players such as Shahid Afridi, Kumar Sangakkara, MS Dhoni, Jimmy Anderson, Michael Clarke and Dan Vettori.

The Last Hurrahs: Part One | Part Two 


  

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

THE TOP TEST DEBUTANTS OF 2014


So, 2014 seems a long way away now. It sorta is. Seven weeks, in fact. Which means it's quite a long time since I updated this blog. Here's a piece for South Africa-based cricket365 looking at ... oh, you worked it out from the title, right?

C365's Top Debutants of 2014


Friday, 1 March 2013

XI CRICKETING METAMORPHOSES


















Metamorphosis (n.): a complete change of character, appearance, etc.; a transformation from one type of thing to another.


Cinderella at the ball. Madonna perpetually ‘re-inventing’ herself. The humble caterpillar, bane of lettuce growers everywhere, snuggling up inside a chrysalis and, in nature’s own Stars in Their Eyes-type moment, emerging later as a butterfly, adored by all. And what do we do with butterflies? We catch them, pin them to a board, and stick a big label on them.

As with butterflies, so too with cricketers. Here is a list of XI cricketing caterpillars that became butterflies. Or, if you prefer, XI butterflies who evaded the pins and labels of categorisation – XI cricketers who underwent a metamorphosis.


Richardson (left) in beige lycra for traditional snail race
Mark Richardson
Picked on first-class debut to bowl left-arm spin and bat at 10, Richardson soon succumbed to a bout of the yips. Over the course of the next decade, he developed himself into a nailed-on opening batting selection for the Black Caps, averaging a respectable 44.77 in his 38 Tests. Sticking unrepentantly to a stonewalling, low-risk method (with typical wry self-deprecation he described his game as “the straight drive, the forward defensive and 27 variations on the leave”), he also accumulated 9994 first-class runs, a decimal point from the Don’s iconic numbers. Richardson became a cult hero for NZ’s self-styled ‘Beige Brigade’ on account of his ritual end-of-series slowest runner head-to-heads – ‘Sprint of the Snails’, resplendent in beige lycra bodysuit – with defeats to Ashley Giles and Neil McKenzie offset by victories over Danish Kaneria and Darren Lehmann. 


Chuck Fleetwood-Smith
Unusual not only for being the sole double-barrelled recipient of the hallowed baggy green, Fleetwood-Smith also underwent a remarkable transformation early in his cricketing life when a fractured right arm caused him to take up bowling with the opposite arm and he went on to become one of the earliest notable purveyors of ‘chinamen’. Despite the presence of such luminaries as Clarrie Grimmett and Bill O’Reilly, he was able to play 10 Tests between the wars, taking 42 wickets, although his final analysis of 1-298 (still an unwanted record) augured badly for life after retirement, when alcoholism led to vagrancy, destitution and arrest for theft, before the intervention of ex-PM Sir Robert Menzies brought a brief peace to his final days. 



Lance Klusener
Klusener’s first incarnation was as a decidedly brisk, wide-of-the-crease deck-hitter who brought bags of aggression to an attack fronted by the rapier of Pollock and the sabre of Donald. Over time, however, his batting developed to such an extent that – extraordinarily, and despite that hare-brained run – he won Man of the Tournament at the 1999 World Cup due to his willow-wielding exploits. And all from number 8! In the process, ‘Zulu’ invented a niche ODI role that SA have not quite managed to replicate with the likes of Justin Kemp and Albie Morkel. His bowling wilted under the strain of ankle injuries until he found himself picked to bat at number 5 in the Test team, before carving out a cricketing autumn in the shires as a specialist batsman.


Mohammad Ebrahim Sanuth
ME Sanuth is hardly a household name even within his own four walls, but the twirler from Trivandrum on the southern tip of India is at the cutting edge of a trend predicted by ex-Australian coach and renowned innovator John Buchanan: ambidextrous players. The metamorphosis came about by observing, then emulating, the left-arm spin of Kerala bowler P Prasanth, since when Sanuth’s ability to bowl controlled spin with both arms led to him being picked up on a four-year deal for the academy of the Kolkata Knight Riders (head coach: Buchanan). With a single appearance in both List A and first-class cricket, the 21-year-old’s career is yet to ignite, but with a visit to the National Academy seeing Indian spin-bowling legends Bedi and Prasanna invite him to concentrate on one arm or the other, it may be that he settles for orthodoxy.



Kevin Pietersen
It is now well known that Pietersen started his cricketing life as a promising off-spinner, impressing Nasser Hussain in a tour game in December 1999. The following summer the still shy, gangly lad from Pietermaritzburg arrived in Cannock for a stint of Birmingham League cricket under the tutelage of former Kent and Leicestershire spinner, Laurie Potter. Legend has it that, after three or four games of mixed results, Potter sat his fellow spinner and then Number 9 batsman down for a tête-à-tête: “Kapes, listen. I’ve got to tell you – I don’t rate your bowling much but you’re one hell of a f****** batsman. You’re going up to Number 4.” Cannock won the league, while Pietersen, forced by circumstances to develop his batting, won a contract at Notts. The metamorphosis was complete and the rest is history…


Colin Miller
Through several seasons of steady yet unspectacular achievement in State cricket, Colin ‘Funky’ Miller forged a reputation as a resourceful and clever medium-fast bowler and nuggety tailender. However, it was an ankle injury in a club game in Hobart that saw him bowl off-spin with enough success that he would thereafter mix both styles. This hybrid approach served as the catalyst for a late-career flourish in which he broke records for most wickets in a Shield season and best match figures for Tasmania, propelling the sometime blue-, pink- and peroxide-haired Victorian to an unlikely Test debut and, remarkably, the 2001 Australian Test player of the year award.



Collins Obuya
The game is not short of promising leg-spinners to have forsaken the art for the safer waters of top-order batting – ask Michael Atherton and Nasser Hussain – and one of Kenya’s most famous cricketing sons, Collins Obuya, was also affected by its unique set of rigours and perils. It was his 5/24 in the 2003 World Cup victory over Sri Lanka during the Kenyans’ remarkable progression to the semi-final that caught the eye of Warwickshire, who offered the leggie and part-time tomato vendor a one-year deal. He played just two Championship games (taking 3/180) and was unceremoniously discarded, only to reappear in the spotlight for Kenya some eight years later, now having re-invented himself as a frontline batsman to such an extent that he could take 98* off the Aussies, 52 from Sri Lanka, and 47 against Pakistan.


AC Smith
Later in life Chief Executive of the Test and County Cricket Board, forerunner of the ECB, the former Oxford University, Warwickshire and England wicket-keeper Alan Smith was, during his playing days, one of the more versatile glovemen around in that he took 131 first-class wickets bowling attritional medium-pacers off the wrong foot. Smith’s metamorphosis happened both episodically (during matches in which he was originally selected to keep wicket, even taking a hat-trick against Essex in 1965), and definitively, with the arrival of Deryck Murray at Edgbaston late in his career, leading to his selection by the Bears as a frontline seamer. Given that he skippered the side for a decade, succeeding namesake MJK, one is tempted to ask whether the frustration of trying to dislodge Jim Parks in the Test team led him to indulge his first love. 



Chris Broad
The quintessential poacher-turned-gamekeeper, Chris Broad was hardly a ticking time bomb but certainly more prone than most to red mist-shrouded fury (whence Stuart Broad’s moxie, perhaps). Good enough to be International Cricketer of the Year in 1985, a couple of years later he was at the epicentre of the simmering fractiousness that embroiled the tour to Pakistan (which culminated in the infamous Shakoor Rana–Mike Gatting stand-off), refusing to leave the field for over a minute having been given out. Later that winter he kicked out his middle stump out in the Bicentennial Test in Sydney. Post-retirement, however, Broad became one of the ICC’s firmest match referees – showing instinctive courageousness when caught up in the Lahore terror attack on the Sri Lankan team bus in March 2009 – thus completing a transformation from tempestuous anti-establishment figure to custodian of the spirit of the game. 


Douglas Carr
With a footballing knee injury having prevented his somewhat mediocre right-arm medium-pacers from gracing first-class cricket while up at Oxford, Douglas Ward Carr then played club cricket for Maidstone until, at the ripe old age of 36, he took the decision to experiment with a googly and develop his slow bowling. The transformation in his fortunes was remarkable: the following year, 1909, he trialled successfully with his native Kent, took a 5-fer against his old University on debut and finished the season playing his one and only Test against Australia. The summer after he was among Wisden’s Five Cricketers of the Year, but this most unlikely end-of-career metamorphosis was ended by the Great War, by which time he had 334 first-class wickets at 16.7 apiece.


Geoff Cope
To have to remodel your action once is ordeal enough, but twice – that’s enough to make Hercules himself shrink. Yet such was the fate of niggardly Yorkshire off-spinner Geoff Cope, whose first recalibration came in 1972, at the age of twenty-five, and required 18 months of daily 200-mile round trips to see Johnny Wardle for remedial work. However, he bounced back well enough to gain selection for England’s tour of Pakistan in 1977-78, almost taking a hat-trick on debut (Mike Brearley recalled the third ‘victim’, unsure as to the legitimacy of his catch), but was once more suspended later that year. Again he fought back, yet, without ever having been no-balled for throwing, the rumours re-surfaced and in 1980 this twice metamorphosed tweaker was put out to pasture, 686 wickets to the good.


TWELFTH MAN: 


Sanath Jayasuriya
In 1991, Sri Lanka gave a Test debut in Hamilton to a young all-rounder from the southern port of Matara – equal parts left-arm spinner and middle-order batsman. Half-a-decade later, Jayasuriya’s Popeye-forearms and liquid reflexes had transformed him into a pinch-hitting opening batsman in the Lankans’ World Cup-winning side and a true cricketing pioneer, scything short balls over backward-point for six, or pulling them brutally to the opposite square boundary. He also took this approach to opening the batting into the Test arena, where he continued to purvey his tweakers, more often than not in a defensive capacity. But the day job had most definitely become being his team’s first line of defence. Or rather, attack.


Tuesday, 4 December 2012

FOOD-RELATED CRICKET STORIES (OR VICE VERSA)


I wrote a somewhat frivolous piece about cricket and food some months ago, pitched it to Cricinfo last week, and hey presto they decided to run it -- albeit not in the XIs section for which it was intended. Feel free to have a guess as to the other ten, given that the title they chose for it reveals the first one: Dodgy Prawns and Other Delights 






Saturday, 7 July 2012

WORLD'S TOP 20 FIELDERS


best in the business? 

Apropos of Eion Morgan dropping Michael Clarke at backward point at Chester-le-Street on 9 not out…

No, scratch that. Apropos of posh scarecrow, Nicholas Verity Knight, asserting of the hurling-influenced Irish hand-speed-through-the-hitting-area merchant, “he doesn’t drop many” – when in fact any fool know he’s dropped several catches of late (my ten penneth, for what it’s worth, say it’s probably connected to footwork, not having a solid base, an area of concern in the twist-cum-limbo of his batting, and is definitely exacerbated by his trying-to-exude-emotional-changelessness) – I thought I’d throw together a quick list of great fielders.

  
The list isn’t comprehensive – for that to be the case I’d have to be an active cricket watcher when, in fact, I’m quite passive, mainly because I don’t have Sky at home, other than on my computer, which is an old bitch prone to overheating and consequently isn’t keen on me watching SkyGo. Yeah? Also, I can’t get much else done when I’m watching that. So, that’s mainly why I’m not watching Mashonaland Matriarchs play the Bulawayo Bullies or scouring Aussie message boards to see whether Shane Doolan of Perth Whizz or Wayne McGraw of Toowoomba Dags is the better cover-point.

The things I’ve considered are: how often the ball goes smack bang in the centre of their hands; the ‘Bejesus factor’ (batsmen thinking ‘there’s no way I’m running to him’ when in fact there’s a leisurely two); wingspan and agility, if ring men; whether he’s got a decent ‘Broadwater’, if an outfielder; but mainly, the sheer coincidence of whether I happen to have stumbled across them in action.

The above are considered in a loose ratio of 2:4:3:2:9. Science.


20: IMRAN NAZIR 

Possible tokenism here – the likes of David Miller, Johnny Bairstow and Dwayne Bravo don’t get in, not to mention veterans like Collingwood, Herschelle and ‘Roy’ Symonds – but Nazir was one of the few Pakistani fielders who had an aura.

19: IAN BELL 

Recently dropped three (or maybe two) slip catches in a day at Edgbaston, but regularly hangs on to barely credible grabs at short leg, and often makes the difficult appear ridiculously easy.


VK1 -- attitude

18: VIRAT KOHLI
Brings attitude. And skill. The third member of India’s T20 inner circle.

17: ROSS TAYLOR 

The highest compliment he can be given is that the Kiwis do not miss Stephen Fleming at slip.

16: MICHAEL CLARKE 

Nobody has ever fielded further from the bat at backward point and still been able to save the single. As ‘Pup’ he had an absolute longbow of an arm but back troubles and captaincy have now pushed him into the cordon, where he is equally brilliant. Possible nostalgia pick, but deserves it.

15: STEVE SMITH 

Unfairly derided because of (a) Australian selectorial idiocy, picking him either as a Test number 6 or frontline leggie, and (b) the ‘availability heuristic’ of his non-golden boy looks. Exceptional fielder.

14: RICKY CLARKE 
Broke the world record last year with seven outfield catches in an innings and is widely considered the best grabber on the county circuit.

Pollard catches Patel, 2010

13: KEIRON POLLARD 
‘Always have your tallest fielder on the fence’ says the ancient cricketing lore, and this once cost Notts a T20 semi-final, as Pollard’s hang-time and span saw him pluck an awesome, game-turning catch. Also does well in the circle for a big man…Presence.

12: MICHAEL CARBERRY

Explosive boundary rider, super-quick to the ball, bullet throw. Don’t mess with ‘Toby’.

11: ANGELO MATTHEWS

Announced himself as a cricketer with a stunning non-catch at Trent Bridge in the 2009 World T20 and has probably usurped Tillekeratne Dilshan as his country’s best fielder.

10: DAVID WARNER 

Not 100% reliable hanging on to the lacerated cuts, but super-mobile in the deep with an unparalleled ability to throw accurately off the wrong foot.


Jimmy snaffles on on the boundary

09: JAMES ANDERSON
Arguably the greatest quick-bowling all-round fieldsman of the all time, Anderson can prowl in the ring, cover the fence or take reflex catches at slip from spin or pace with equal facility.

08: RAVENDRA JADEJA

With Kohli, part of the Indian nouvelle vague, Jadeja’s work off his own bowling is staggering. Fields at backward point with the insouciance of the Pink Panther.

07: SURESH RAINA 

Brilliant in gully, saving one, or out in the deep, he always looks like he’s enjoying it, which helps.

06: STEVEN CROFT

A jet-heeled ferret. Just check out this catch, like a goalie going to his left and saving with his right hand. Natural heir to Colly. Say no more.

05: A.B. DE VILLIERS

Catches pigeons in the slips, sensational at backward point, can keep wicket.

04: RICKY PONTING
Still mobile, still blessed with the anticipation and awareness of a clairvoyant cobra, still the most accurate at throwing down the stumps, incredible at silly point, almost as much of a genius at second slip, his urchin face and tatty cap only added to the anti-glamour ‘here to do f**king business’ vibe.

Jonty's heir

03: SYBRAND ENGELBRECHT 
Little-known Cape Cobras bits-and-pieces merchant who shone in the 2010 CLT20. The natural heir to Colin Bland and Jonty Rhodes, but deficiencies in his other departments – plus the (possibly archaic) rule preventing special teams in T20 – might deprive the wider world of his skills.

02: FAF DU PLESSIS 

In any other era, he would be the best, no question. The fact that he ousts ABdV speaks for itself. Phenomenal off the quicks at point, even better when moving round to the drive positions off spinners, nobody dives and gets to their feet quicker than Faf.

01: MARTIN GUPTILL 

I have never seen a better all-round fielding display than the one he gave in the last World Cup against South Africa. It’s almost true to say it won them the game. Vettori was so grateful he was moved to namecheck him in the Stand In Front of Sponsor’s Livery interview.